kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?

Sir - kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?
Boy - sir ... haathi
Sir - nalayak!  Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy - chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai

Sir - shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi ...sahi jawab

Gabbar Singh

Gabbar: Kitne admi the?

Sambha: Sarkar do

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati, do kitne hote hai? 

Sambha: do ek ke baad aata hai.

Gabbar: Aur do k pehle?

Sambha: do k pehle ek aata hai

Gabbar: To beech me kaun ata hai?

Sambha: Beechme koi nahi aata

Gabbar: To fir dono ek sath kyun nahi aate?

Sambha: do ek k baad hi aa sakta hai kyunki do ek se bada hai

Gabbar: do ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sunn kaminey, goli maarni hai toh maar de. Tune sirf namak khilaya hai kaminey, chyavanpraash nahi....!!

Rajesh khanna in Anand

Small but big meaningful line said by Rajesh khanna in Anand,

"Babumoshay, Maut to sirf naam se badnam hai....

Warna Taklif to Zindagi hi deti hai.

Daru pilyawar ek manus kay bolto

Daru pilyawar friends che 10 famous dialogue..
1) Tu maza bhau aahes.
2) Gaadi mi chalavnar.
3) Me tula manto.
4) Mi kay yeda ahe ka..?
5) Asa samju nako ki me piun boltoy.
6) Atta sang konachi vat  lau?
7) 1 Shevtchi sixty please.
8) Tu bol  tula kay pahije?
9) Aaj ti asti tar hi halat nasti.
LAST  & BEST DIALOGUE
10) udya pasun DARU band..

Daru pilyawar ek manus kay bolto

Daru pilyawar friends che 10 famous dialogue..
1) Tu maza bhau aahes.
2) Gaadi mi chalavnar.
3) Me tula manto.
4) Mi kay yeda ahe ka..?
5) Asa samju nako ki me piun boltoy.
6) Atta sang konachi vat  lau?
7) 1 Shevtchi sixty please.
8) Tu bol  tula kay pahije?
9) Aaj ti asti tar hi halat nasti.
LAST  & BEST DIALOGUE
10) udya pasun DARU band..

Daru pilyawar ek manus kay bolto

Daru pilyawar friends che 10 famous dialogue..
1) Tu maza bhau aahes.
2) Gaadi mi chalavnar.
3) Me tula manto.
4) Mi kay yeda ahe ka..?
5) Asa samju nako ki me piun boltoy.
6) Atta sang konachi vat  lau?
7) 1 Shevtchi sixty please.
8) Tu bol  tula kay pahije?
9) Aaj ti asti tar hi halat nasti.
LAST  & BEST DIALOGUE
10) udya pasun DARU band..

Interview of santa

Banta at Microsoft Mumbai Office 4 an Interview -

Interviewer: Which r the 4 versions of Java ?

Banta : MarJava, MitJava, LutJava, Sadke Java!

Interviewer - Great !
Ata ghari java.