Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Gabbar Singh

Gabbar: Kitne admi the?

Sambha: Sarkar do

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati, do kitne hote hai? 

Sambha: do ek ke baad aata hai.

Gabbar: Aur do k pehle?

Sambha: do k pehle ek aata hai

Gabbar: To beech me kaun ata hai?

Sambha: Beechme koi nahi aata

Gabbar: To fir dono ek sath kyun nahi aate?

Sambha: do ek k baad hi aa sakta hai kyunki do ek se bada hai

Gabbar: do ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sunn kaminey, goli maarni hai toh maar de. Tune sirf namak khilaya hai kaminey, chyavanpraash nahi....!!

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